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Q: Why is Santa always so jolly?
A: He knows where all the bad girls live.
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“I told you he looks good from that angle.”
Every Sunday on the way to church, she runs out of fuel.
Usually she makes it home by Tuesday.
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“Daddy, will you use my mouth please?”
“Oooops, sorry Daddy, my panties fell down”
Never mind. One of these gentlemen will pick them up for you.
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